if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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