I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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