I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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