Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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