we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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