So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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