HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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