I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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