doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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