I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I enjoy the company of your penis
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
