NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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