Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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