Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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