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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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