please come you make the beer taste better
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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