Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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