Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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