love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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