bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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