just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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