you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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