My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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