How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I need water and some morals
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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