Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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