Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
