i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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