i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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