i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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