she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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