new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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