Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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