great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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