what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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