My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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