Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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