Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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