just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
last night I used snow as a chaser
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
