I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
