So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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