if you like me you must not know who I am
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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