brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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