Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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