Me too!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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