I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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