How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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