My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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