Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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