im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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