so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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