rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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