the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Im part way to drunk.
How does it feel to date your dad?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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