i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Let's get the cat blown out
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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